- Friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
- Me: drunk and emotionally unstable.
Lord I wish I were those hands… let me tell ya.
So I’m eating at the Roxy with my roommate. All of the sudden, 2 drunk straight guys come in and get seated at the table next to us. They were so drunk and loud. I was able to ignore most of it, but then this gem was blurted out:
“Let’s compare their vaginas!!!”